One night, Toppers was extremely packed and it was about impossible to get an order in. The workers determined that there was too many people waiting and decided to close the restaurant early for the night. College students are good at two things, cramming knowledge intensely before an exam and mooching off of other college students. There is no shame in the process as everyone does it. Those who give out have good 'moocher's karma' and those who mooch gain negative 'moocher's karma'.
That night as I walked back empty handed, I saw my good friend, Kiki, walking back with a Toppers pizza box. Kiki looked pretty upset but didn't really explain why. If there is one thing I learned from living in a household of 3 women, it's that sometimes a man shouldn't ask what is wrong. As I followed her back, I asked if I could possibly have a slice of whatever she ordered. Kiki, while still frowning, agreed as long as I didn't laugh at her order. She opened up the box and low and behold there was a cheese pizza with cinnamon and icing. I had no idea why such a combination would be requested but I figured I would take a bite. The pizza was disgusting. It turns out Toppers ruined her order and that was the very reason why Kiki was so upset.
Another friend, Walt, tries to run up and take the pizza from Kiki as a joke. He succeeds and a chase ensues around campus. At this point I could only watch and enjoy what took place. Walt started throwing the pizza slices at Kiki. That was a mistake. Kiki looks into her plastic bag and finds a fig cup of icing. With amazing precision, Kiki catapults the cup of icing across the commons and nails Walt directly in the face. The results may be seen in this picture.
Kiki's feat of athleticism had me rolling on the grass laughing. I completely lost control of my body. I noticed that my other friends around the area started dropping like flies. I couldn't decide if the throw was more impressive or humorous. I think just about everyone involved found the incident funny minus Walt. He had some sticky hair to clean up when he got back to his room that night! If there ever was a time, the Superiority theory was ever present among this situation.
I am a person who loves retelling stories. The fact that we got to snap this picture makes it that much more satisfying.

